Garden of Gold
A minister was thrown in
jail for preaching without a license. One day, he received a
letter from his wife: "I have decided to plant some lettuce in the
back garden," she wrote. "When is the best time to plant?"
The minister,
knowing that the prison guards read all the mail, replied: "My
dear wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is
where I buried all the gold."
A week or so
later, he received another letter from his wife. "You wouldn't
believe what happened! Last night some men came to the house with
shovels and dug up the entire back garden."
The
preacher wrote another letter back. "My dear wife, now is the best
time to plant the lettuce."
Autos in the Bible
Did you know Jesus had an
automobile?
He drove them from the temple in a Fury!
Did you know that they
had motorbikes in the Bible?
Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
Did you know that the
apostles drove a Honda?
In Acts they were all in one Accord.
